Brentwood Preparatory School Incipe 2017-18

Brentwood School Preparatory 55 How to trap an elf Do you want three wishes from those magical elves? If so, follow these instructions: What you need: A sheet, a jar to put the elf in, some paper to write on because they probably won’t understand you, a shovel, leaves and sticks. What to do: First, you cut a hole in the sheet the size of the top of the jar. Next, dig a hole and put the jar in the hole. After that, cover it with the sheet. Finally, put the leaves and sticks on top. Now just wait, when you see the elf fall in the hole quickly take the jar and put the lid on before it can jump out. We have our wishes! FINAL NOTE OF WARNING Be quick because it may jump out before you put the lid on so be careful! A Fly On The Wall - Year Three How to feed a dragon Have you been given a pet dragon? If so follow these instructions then you will have the best pet dragon ever. What you need: Candy, sticks, two bowls, water and leaves. What to do: First, put the candy, sticks and leaves in a bowl. Next, pour the water in the other bowl. After that, get the dragon. Finally, give the food to the dragon and wait for the dragon to eat it. In the end, the dragon will not resist the temptation and will eat the food. Final note of warning... The dragon will eat a lot and grow very very big! How to turn your Teacher into a toad Are you fed up with boring homework? Can you think of better things to do? If you follow these instructions carefully, you might have a few teacher free days! What you need: Cauldron, spoon, frog’s legs, slime, lizard’s tongue and a spoon of swamp water. What to do: First, add all the ingredients into the cauldron. Next, let the potion boil on the fire. Whilst the potion is boiling, mix it. Boil for two weeks. After that, let the potion cool for a day. Finally, go to school and put some of the potion into your teacher’s tea. When your teacher drinks some of this tea, your teacher will turn into a jumping toad. Final note of warning: This will not work forever because it only lasts for a month. So, be ready to get lots of homework again soon! Magic Moments and Wise Words Our most memorable moment 1 Christmas nativity 2 Watching Narnia at Brentwood Theatre 3 Going to Leeds Castle and the Lego workshop in Enrichment Week 4 Making moving monsters in DT 5 House Reading competition Our funniest memory 1 Scaring each other in the maze and shell grotto at Leeds Castle 2 Birds stealing our picnics at Leeds Castle 3 Mr Barber’s music lessons 4 Jesse’s uncontrollable laughter 5 Ashveer’s flying pencil What advice would you give to the children coming in to this class next year? 1 Things will be ok 2 Being helpful will make you new friends 3 Be positive, try your hardest 4 Be good, be kind, keep calm and love school 5 Mrs Roberts loves Minions and Toblerone